Erma Bombeck Quotes

There is no conceivable human action which custom has not at one time justified and at another condemned.

No, but I'm really lucky, because I'm not the superhero.

I'm very conscious of the luck I've had. It's important to have this in your mind and remember it.

The sweat of hard work is not to be displayed. It is much more graceful to appear favored by the gods.

I really feel like a regular dude who happens to be incredibly lucky.

I count my blessings every day, quite honestly, because I take nothing for granted.

I am one of the lucky ones; believe me, I haven't forgotten that.

Winning doesn't mean my book is better than anyone else's. It means I'm very fortunate. And I should be very, very aware of that. And grateful.

I'm too tasteful for my pants.

Beauty is a gift, just like good health or intelligence. The only thing is not to be proud of being beautiful. Because you didn't do anything - it was given to you.

I'm so ludicrously lucky, it would be disgusting if I didn't acknowledge it.

I'm really, really grateful. I don't take anything for granted.

I think I am talented - but I also think I'm very lucky.

I want people to know that I don't take for granted what's been given to me.

I think I am lucky enough to be getting this chance also that people want to know about me. I don't want to complain over it.

I'm grateful to have the things that I have, and I've learnt not to take anything for granted.

I've been amazingly lucky, and believe me, I don't take anything for granted.

I just think I got lucky. Every step of the way, I've gotten lucky with everything I've gotten to do and be a part of.

It's important to remember to pinch yourself to remind you where you came from and how lucky you are.

I'm really grateful for the opportunities I get. But I do spend a lot of time thinking about how lucky I am so I don't become complacent about it.

I've been very blessed. I don't want anyone to feel sorry for me.

A woman takes off her claim to respect along with her garments.

So there you have it, the extent of my charms: brown hair and eyes like unbarfed chocolate. I'm a lucky girl." -Max

So what are you really wearing?" The words left her mouth before she could consider them. She winced. He didn't seem to mind; in fact, he flashed her one of his brief smiles. "And if I said nothing at all?" "Then I would point out that sometimes, if you look at something out of the corner of your eye, you can see right through glamour," she returned. That brought surprised laughter. "What a relief to us both then that I am actually wearing exactly what you saw me in this afternoon. Although one might point out that in that outfit, your last concern should be my modesty.

I had my trousers on at all times.