Kirby Bliss Blanton Quotes

I think if actors don't think of themselves as funny in real life they think they can't do comedy.

I would love to do comedy. I think I'm funny and that comedy is my strong suit, at least in real life. I have yet to prove myself in the movies, but I'd love to get the opportunity to do that.

All my life, men have told me I wasn't pretty enough - even the men I was dating. And I'd be like, 'Well, why are you with me, then?' It's always been men putting me down just like my dad. To this day when someone says I'm cute, I can't see it. I don't see it no matter what anybody says.

Every day of my life, I feel fat. It's not correct thinking in the natural, normal human being's way of life.

I was making my living from a joke about my appearance that I didn't understand, and in a way still don't, because when I look in a mirror it doesn't seem funny to me.

All my life people have made fun of me because I was so skinny. They kind of made me feel bad about it sometimes. I worried that maybe people will think I am really anorexic.

I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.

I don't think people think I'm funny, but in my head, I'm like, 'I am!'

I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy.

Gradually, at the concerts, I began to hear calls for 'the fat girl'.... Then I would jump up for the piano stool, forgetting about my size [145 lbs at age 13], and work to get all the laughs I could get.

I never thought of myself as like, a funny person.

Singing is the love of my life, but I was ready to give it all up because I couldn't handle people talking about how fat I was.

I'm the least sexy person in real life.

I heard a lot in school, 'You've got a really great talent, but there's no way you're going to be a dancer with that body.'

I don't like to watch myself on screen because in my mind there is a touch of George Clooney about me, but when I see it, there is more than a little Donkey from 'Shrek' about me.

I have played so many romantic roles that I don't know if I am really a romantic in real life. I get confused about the real me.

I wonder, 'Why did I do that line that way?' And I also constantly think I'm fat and hate my teeth. But I've gotten better over the years. I've started to accept.

When I was larger, people said I was fat. Now that I've lost weight, they say I died.

He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you don't have one on?'

To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you.

Gee, I certainly hope I'm not a scary person in real life. It's not like people run from me when they see me. People are usually pretty nice when they meet me. If they're scared, they keep their shuddering to themselves.

I don't feel like a dream girl, but I think it's really nice. I guess a part of me wishes I got that sort of attention in my real life. Because in my real life, I'm this weird, dorky girl who just hangs out with her dog.

Things from real life are the things that get people laughing.

My skirt fell off on stage during a performance of Hairspray on Broadway, revealing my fat suit over my own natural fat suit. I turned to the audience and said, 'Now you know why I spent six years in a square.'

I mean, I find things that happened in real life to be the funniest - things that you observe instead of crazy abstract things, you know.