Erma Bombeck Quotes

Whoever has trusted a woman has trusted deceivers.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

Your wife doesn't want to hear a word about how hot your mistress is, and vice versa.

Men are more prone to cheating, definitely.

Men and women who decide to flirt with adultery just once can become enmeshed in misery and unhappiness for themselves and their precious families.

Many women, sometime in their life, are going to get to a point where they have to admit infidelity.

Infidelity has always existed, but I feel like it was brushed under the carpet, behind the scenes. Now everyone is at it - and they've stopped pretending they're not.

There is no doubt in my mind at all. The Duke of Edinburgh has had affairs - yes, full-blown affairs, and more than one.

Polygamy is needed to prevent a man from taking up a lover, which can cause health issues and rifts in the family and would lead him to live a lie, constantly deceiving his wife and children.

When I was working on 'Drown' - this was way back in the mid-'90s - I had this idea that I wanted to do another collected stories. I wanted to do another book like 'Drown' that focused specifically on infidelity.

Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.

There exists no culture in which adultery is unknown, no cultural device or code that extinguishes philandering.

I have a lot of disrespect for people who cheat. I feel like if you're in a position in a relationship where you want to see other people, and the opportunity to cheat comes up, don't.

A guy who'd cheat on his wife would cheat at cards.

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.

It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be.

Next to hurting my family, cheating on me is the worst thing someone could do.

You have nothing if you're texting a guy in a relationship. We can text six women a minute. We can text it and push 'reply all.' I mean, since we're lying, we might as well lie to everybody.

You don't have to be a cheater to sing a cheatin' song, that's what I'm saying.

Many men swallow the being cheated, but no man can ever endure to chew it.

Infidelity is horrible - there's nothing worse than that; it's devastating.

Wilt Chamberlain lied when he said he had 20,000 women.

My attitude toward men who mess around is simple: If you find 'em, kill 'em.

Men, no matter what their promises, rarely leave their spouses... the louses.

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.