Mackenzie Crook Quotes

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

I love my wife. She had money when I didn't.

My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.'

If a man works like a horse for his money, there are a lot of girls anxious to take him down the bridal path.

I'm greedy, and I have a house to pay for and a wife. She has a job of her own, but I bleed her dry. She's on her third shift right now.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

We are all trained by Disney to believe that the wedding is the finish line, but the wedding is just another starting line. In light of this fact, we should quit the huge, fancy, debt-inducing weddings.

When I had money, I felt pressure, whether it was to invest it or do good with it, and I couldn't let it fizzle out. It was like I needed to prove to myself that I could look after it, only I did the opposite, but you have to take a chance in life.

I went to Vegas for 22 years, married some absolutely charming women, and gave them all my money.

I had my electricity turned off three times because I never had time to pay my bills. It was a joke. I'm making a ton of money, and I'm walking around my apartment with flashlights.

I have no useful theories about love and marriage.

I got a wife who likes expensive things, so she takes all the cash.

I love luxury, I love the high life, and I have to foot the bills - I have received practically nothing from my marriages and relationships.

A lover always thinks of his mistress first and himself second; with a husband it runs the other way.

Nobody can ever make enough money for as many poor relatives as I've got. Somebody's got a sick kid, or somebody needs an operation, somebody ain't got this, somebody ain't got that. Or to give the kids all a car when they graduate.

What is marriage but prostitution to one man instead of many?

You have to want to be married to someone. You have to feel that reciprocated. Marriage for marriage's sake doesn't make any sense to me, and I found someone with whom I could put my money where my mouth is, I guess.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

A wedding, people decide to get married, it comes out of such love for one another and then women can turn into these other people. They're planning something that's the biggest event they'll ever plan in their lives and it turns them into this other person, so it's not totally the guy's fault that he's feeling disconnected from this person.

Human nature is such that monogamy is a really hard thing to achieve.

Money is great, but it doesn't make your husband stay at home with you.

It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy.

I've had an exciting time; I married for love and got a little money along with it.

Very few people can afford to be poor.

I just felt like I couldn't deal with the everyday responsibilities of life, paying bills and all of that. I'm terrible at all of that. So I knew I had to make enough money to pay someone else to deal with all of that.