Scott Aukerman Quotes


I have new bodyguards ever since I got a TV show. I didn't know, but it's a lot like becoming president. They tell you every single secret, like who shot JFK. When you have a TV show, they not only tell you who shot JFK, but they assign you bodyguards.


Citations

Aukerman, Scott. Interview. Conan, TBS, 2012.

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Scott Aukerman
Scott Aukerman
  • Born: July 2, 1970
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Actor, Writer, Director, Comedian

Scott Aukerman is an American writer, actor, comedian, television personality, director, producer, and podcast host. Starting as a writer and performer in the later seasons of the sketch series Mr. Show, Aukerman is best known as the host of the weekly comedy podcast Comedy Bang! Bang! as well as the IFC original television series of the same name. Aukerman is the co-creator of Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis and co-founder of the Earwolf podcast network.