Lisa Vanderpump Quotes

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.

One ought to have a good memory when he has told a lie.

It is not without good reason, that he who has not a good memory should never take upon him the trade of lying.

The great advantage about telling the truth is that nobody ever believes it.

People who are deceptive themselves have a really good ear for deception. They know when somebody's telling the truth or not, and so one of the ways around that is to always be telling the truth - or some version of it.

Unless a man feels he has a good enough memory, he should never venture to lie.

A liar should have a good memory.

Liars need to have good memories.

I doubt he knows himself when he’s not telling the truth.

Certainly today we are incredibly tolerant of untruth.

If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.

The trouble with a liar is he can't remember what he said.

A liar must have a good memory. -Mendacem oportet esse memorem

And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie.

Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.

I'm a really rotten liar. Generally, if I've tried to pull off a lie, it hasn't worked out to my advantage.

To be a liar, you've got to have a great memory, and I don't have a memory.

You can read everybody. It's not even interesting to tell the truth because to some extent it's false.

When I think it's good not to say the truth, I don't say anything. I don't like actors in general, they lie, they are liars, trust me.

There is no point in asking a man a question until you have established whether he has any reason to lie to you.

Because no matter what you say in life, the truth will always be the truth. You know when someone is telling the truth, you look in the eyes. I have a tendency to believe people.

If you spend a lot of time lying to people, you think a lot about what the truth means.

If we were to abandon concern for what is true, what is false, and what remains indeterminate, the world would be totally chaotic. Even those who deny the importance of truth, on the one hand, are quick to jump on anyone who is caught lying.

It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.