Bruce McCulloch Quotes

By the time I was a teenager, my desire to be daring and taste everything got me in trouble. Too often, I was in the company of kids my parents would call 'wild.'

I drank a lot when I was a teenager and I don't drink any more, because that's when I thought, you know, I'm gonna end up a car wreck.

Unfortunately, a lot of people are stupid. They take drugs. They get drunk and do all the wrong things in life. I just played it straight.

I'll never feel comfortable taking a strong drink, and I'll never feel easy smoking a cigarette. I just don't think those things are right for me.

Drugs have nothing to do with the creation of music. In fact, they are dumb and self indulgent. Kind of like sucking your thumb!

I can't say enough about how I'm against drugs. Be smart, think about it, look at what it does to people, look at how much you have to experience in life and be courageous enough to do everything you want to without that chemical help.

Well, all I can say is, it's a day-by-day program, and so I'm very worried about relapsing, but I don't know. I don't want to use. I don't want to go back to that place because nothing good came of it. It was super dark; it's not nice.

I didn't have a teen age at all. I didn't even look at boys, never mind... then suddenly it was like, 'Oh my god!' So I made up for a lot of lost time very quickly. It was kind of bonkers. Working hard, partying hard - but also experiencing life, you know.

I was one of those daughters who saw my mother as my enemy when I was a teen.

Luckily, I'm not a gambler or a drinker or - you know, I get my fix of comedy.

I was a trouble teenager. I was uncontrollable, but I haven't done anything that I'm not proud of.

I love my mom so much, and I always have, but I was definitely a monster to her a lot during my teen years.

I'm sure most people have this experience: when you're young you drink, you do drugs, you stay up late, and there are no consequences.

I smoked pot when I was a teenager because other kids were doing it, but I didn't enjoy it that much.

I probably lived more of a rock-star life when I was 15. I got in trouble a fair amount. I cared more about hanging out and skipping school than studying. Which I am not recommending teenagers do if they read this.

A lot of teenagers, when they're in the business, they want to rebel, because they've been so tied up and stuff. I'm not too tied up. I like to have fun. I just don't see myself getting out of control.

I was too crazy in my teenage years and I wasn't doing anything that made any sense.

I don't drink alcohol, I don't smoke and if I go out to a movie I like to watch things that are moral.

When you're a teenager, you think you're invincible. You don't listen to anyone.

Men who are addicted to the passions are like the torch-carrier running against the wind; his hands are sure to be burned.

If you can't eat it, drink it, smoke it, or snort it... then f*ck it!

I experimented with drugs and I experimented with everything that little boys do - vandalism, throwing eggs at cars, breaking and entering schools and destroying a room. But I finally got to a point where I looked around and said, "This is not getting me anywhere. I'm stagnating with these guys." They were getting drunk and high every weekend. I got out.

reject anything that is producing an addiction in you.

Me: "If you want me to be a teenager, don't send me to Support Group. Buy me a fake ID so I can go to clubs, drink vodka, and take pot." Mom: "You don't take pot, for starters." Me: "See, that's the kind of thing I'd know if you got me a fake ID.

I never acted out with my actions to show people that I'm getting grown, you never see me with a cigarette, or see me wilding out or doing anything like that.