Jessica Simpson Quotes

Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant!

Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.

The only thing I never have unless I'm pregnant is heartburn.

I really like being pregnant. Not that there aren't things I don't love, but when I think about what my body is doing - creating a child - it just blows my mind. I'm in awe of the process and science.

I'm not a great pregnant woman.

I like trying to get pregnant, I'm not so sure about childbirth.

Some women can't stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons probably understood by Darwin, love it.

I, as a man, don't even pretend to know what a woman goes through during pregnancy.

You realize when you're pregnant how lucky you are to have access to medical care.

I'm four months along, but I feel like I'm carrying the baby in my a--, it's so big.

When you're literally carrying a child you can cut back on bad habits.

Nausea is a normal but unpleasant effect of pregnancy and a really good sign that it is going well. Women who experience nausea in early pregnancy are less likely to miscarry.

I've always been told I have a giant placenta.

The best gift you can give a baby is a full nine months of pregnancy.

There's a reason women are pregnant for nine months; by the end, you're ready to have this baby.

I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.

But when you have a baby inside you, you're like 'Whoa!' Anything can happen here, I've got to give this baby all the nutrients it needs and really take care of myself, so this is definitely the healthiest I've ever been in my life.

Being pregnant is the most natural thing our bodies can do. Our grandparents did it without all these books, and they came out okay.

While I was pregnant, I had dozens of checkups. They covered everything from blood tests to ultrasounds, and I even had the option of attending birthing classes with my husband.

When you get pregnant, you start reading pregnancy books. Everything has been pretty textbook. It's amazing how they can say, 'This week, this might happen,' and it kind of does. I had typical nausea the first trimester, which was no fun. And extreme tiredness.

I'm kind of lucky that we've finished shooting 'Cougar Town,' so I'm able to kind of just enjoy my pregnancy and be a stay-at-home mom and go to prenatal Pilates and do all that fun stuff that, if I were working, would be almost impossible to do.

It's an established fact. Some women can't stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons probably understood by Darwin, love it.

Pregnancy is of course confined to women, but it is in other ways significantly different from the typical covered disease or disability.

I never understood when people go, 'Oh my gosh, it's so easy being pregnant.' No, it's hard. It's the most beautiful thing, yes, but it's hard.

When I was pregnant with my first child, I was 35 years old, and I was working in a pet shop.