Michael McIntyre Quotes

I wasn't worried about turning 40 at all.

Turning 40 didn't, as a number, scare me or throw me off at all.

I think when you turn 50 you get a little melancholic in a way.

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time.

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

I hated turning 40; the whole idea of it stank. But once I got through it, I was fine.

I feel old.

Speaking personally, I didn't think 40 would be a big issue, and I don't think I have issues about age, but there are naturally some big questions that come up at that point in your life.

Turns out I'm getting old.

I was scared to say I was in my 40s because at that point, it sounded really old, and to out myself as a middle-aged human - I felt very awkward about it.

Some feel old at 45.

I was getting old, man. I was staring 27 in the face.

To think, when one is no longer young, when one is not yet old, that one is no longer young, that one is not yet old, that is perhaps something.

The fear of old age is something that one feels when they're younger. Once you get to being old, you're already there, so you don't even think about it anymore.

All of my friends are my age and we are all ageing at the same time. We talk about it and moan, but it doesn't bother me.

I always did think that when I turned 40, I'd start coming into my own.

I've said it once and I'll say it a a hundred times, I'm forty-four years old.

I'm enjoying 40. Old enough to know better, young enough not to care.

You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.

Nothing makes one old so quickly as the ever-present thought that one is growing older.

Being middle-aged is about realising that you've lived most of your life. You don't have as much time in front of you as you have behind you.

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.

We all wish to reach a ripe old age, but none of us are prepared to admit that we are already there.

I may not yet be as old as dirt, but dirt and I are starting to have an awful lot in common.

I'm saving that rocker for the day when I feel as old as I really am.