Rick Riordan Quotes

It's almost a joke how good I am at charades. Not to pat my own back, but I'm literally - I'm kind of unstoppable.

I'm loaded with talent.

I'm a fantastic dancer!

I am the most skilled parallel parker the world has ever known.

I'm a hell of a bloody good dancer.

Can't no man play like me.

I know everybody says that their bride was the 'most beautiful in the world.' They're wrong. I win.

I told you I'm the best in the world.

Its not bragging if its true.

You'd be amazed at what I can do. Did you know I can swim?

I'm one of the world's greatest pencil sharpeners.

I just said to myself, 'Damn, I'm a great player.'

I probably shouldn't brag, but dag I amaze and astonish.

I am The Game and I am that damn good!

I am the best in the world at what I do!

Boasting is the outward form of the inner condition of pride.

Trust me. I haven't been wrong yet.

Don't wrench your shoulder out of its socket trying to pat yourself on the back," Beldin said sourly.

Sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius.

I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that.

That's because I'm made of awesome." "And dipped in awesome." "And sprinkled with awesome." "Gods, I love the taste of awesome.

I'm brilliant as well as skilled," he said modestly. "It's a great burden, all of that on top of my angelic good looks. But I try to soldier on as best I can.

The lizard that jumped from a high Iroko tree to the ground said he would praise himself if no-one else did.

I am so frickin' cool and delicious and pretty and witty and sharp! I love every inch of me! Who wouldn't?

I grew intoxicated with my own eloquence.