Ozzy Osbourne Quotes

Why complain to the NBA and to the officials all the time, just like Tyrone Hill, always complaining about me on the court?

Arnold Schwarzenegger is blaming man for global warming. And today, Al Gore agreed with him. That's so typical. Two cyborgs, 'Oh, let's blame the humans.'

You people have no imagination!

It's funny that some ideas start with a little "What if?" and then suddenly you're spending a million dollars to shoot the scene and hoping that it works.

Well then. Will the naysayers please leave the universe?

Ideas are the very coinage of your brain.

I like to get things going. I get so many different ideas, whether it's film, TV, whatever.

[Topher Grace] is thought about what he's going to do and he has a lot of ideas. So there's that.

Okay," Annabeth said. "What exactly do you smell?" "Something bad," Tyson answered. "Great," Annabeth grumbled. "That clears it up.

When in doubt about who's to blame. Blame the English.

Once again we're talking to Brian Kenny, a man of many traits, a master of nothing.

What kind of an idiotic question is that?

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns

I had ideas first, wealth second. It only worked in that order.

An idea comes as near to something for nothing as you can get.

Anger is a handy term and words are tricky, as we know. What one man perceives as anger, another person - in my case the deliverer of material - is, "Don't you see it, don't you see how badly you're doing?" It's like shaking a child - which you're not supposed to do.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

There's so much destruction all over the world - and all you can do is complain about ME!

I know by now you think I should have straightened myself out - Thank you, drop dead!

My ideas are not developed before I actually do the pieces.

You have delighted us long enough.

Like every beginner, I have thought you could beat, pummel and thrash an idea into existence. Under such treatment, of course, any decent idea folds up its paws, turns on its back, fixes its eyes on eternity, and dies.

If you have any helpful suggestions I'd be pleased to hear them. If all you can do is make snide insinuations then it would probably benefit all concerned if you bestowed the fruits of your prodigious wit on someone with the spare time to give them the consideration they doubtless deserve.

The brain is a commodity used to fertilize ideas.

It’s just a mild disagreement, Papa. Remi has this whole need to breathe in and out, which annoys me. If he would just stop breathing, I’d be fine. (Aimee)