Andy Rooney Quotes


I don't know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you've taken a pill out?


Citations

Rooney, Andy. A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney. Atheneum, 1981.

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Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney
  • Born: January 14, 1919
  • Died: November 4, 2011
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Journalist

Andrew Aitken Rooney was an American radio and television writer who was best known for his weekly broadcast "A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney", a part of the CBS News program 60 Minutes from 1978 to 2011. His final regular appearance on 60 Minutes aired on October 2, 2011; he died a month later at the age of 92.