Andy Rooney Quotes

If you're not getting older, you're dead.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Age wins and one must learn to grow old.

The minute you're born, you're getting older.

I've gotten to the age where I'm comfortable with just about everything - except getting old!

Nobody stays young forever.

If you live long enough, you'll experience everything.

We're not getting any younger.

I'm a lot older than I was when I was 30, which is kind of hard to believe.

I hate getting old, but I'm sticking with it!

Few people know how to be old.

Youth is a blunder; Manhood a struggle, Old Age a regret.

I'm not getting any younger. You're not getting any younger, so yeah. You age.

If entertainment years were dog years, man, I'd be like Gandhi. I'd be, like, 250 years old.

Everything about aging in my experience so far has been a plus. Except the death part!

In The Lime Twig I took two very young people and made them very old.

When we looked at the life cycle in our 40s, we looked to old people for wisdom. At 80, though, we look at other 80-year-olds to see who got wise and who not. Lots of old people don't get wise, but you don't get wise unless you age.

I may not yet be as old as dirt, but dirt and I are starting to have an awful lot in common.

If you're asking me to acknowledge that I've gotten older, I can do that.

I think I was born aged about 86.

Growing old-it's not nice, but it's interesting.

Old age learns about less after a lifetime of more.

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

As time goes by and you're getting older and stuff like that - getting older sucks. You know, I hear all this crap about, 'Oh, you can age with dignity.' Really?

Age is like love, it cannot be hid.