Miranda Hart Quotes

When I was about ten years old, I gave my teacher an April Fool's sandwich, which had a dead goldfish in it.

I love the classroom.

I remember one time in my junior year, in my art class, our teacher had us doing, like, finger paints, and I went and put a stripe on a girl's shirt, and it turned into a big paint fight. Paint all over the walls, all over everybody. It was pretty fun.

It's not the teaching, it's the learning.

Making my class laugh and getting in trouble. I was the class clown.

I had one of those defining moments in the fourth grade when my teacher said the story I wrote was the best in the class, and therefore I would be going Young Authors Conference where I'd get to hang out with authors all day.

The best teacher is an entertainer.

I'm like a really goofy home ec teacher.

I had a great chemistry teacher and found it really interesting to learn how things are made up and how they work.

I was something of a prankster. One time I put a ski mask on my head and used a fake gun on the school secretary so that I could get some of my friends out of detention.

School was not a place I enjoyed.

People go into cartooning because they're shy and they're angry. That's when you're sitting in the back of a classroom drawing the teacher.

I just didn't like going to school.

I was a class clown. At 12, I was definitely clowning. I was making all the jokes. But I was smart, so the teachers didn't know what to do with me.

Teaching is the royal road to learning.

A bunch of chairs lined up in front of a podium equals school.

I like to put shaving cream in the door handle of people's cars and that kind of thing.

I never want to be a film director - I want to be a teacher.

Back-to-school videos always do really well for me.

Me and fellow scouser Toni Duggan are a double act. We are always pre-planning some sort of practical joke.

I'm a class clown.

I would say the best trick I've pulled was putting salt instead of sugar in Phil Neville's tea.

Why do I want to annoy people? Because annoying people is funny.

She's just playing a trick on us. This is just an Alaska Young Prank Extraordinaire. It's Alaska being Alaska, funny and playful and not knowing when or how to put on the brakes.

My son's an idiot. His teacher asked him to spell Mississippi. He asked which one? The river or the state?