Sara Shepard Quotes

I never, ever would or did rob anyone in my life.

I haven't shoplifted since I was 13.

I shouldn't steal in this world.

I once stole a book. It was really just the once, and at the time I called it borrowing. It was 1970, and the book, I could see by its lack of date stamps, had been lying unappreciated on the shelves of my convent school library since its publication in 1945.

I shoplifted. I was about five years old, and I took a candy from a store. We paid for three of them, but I took four, and I went home and cried. My mom took me back, and I paid for the missing piece.

Character is always known. Thefts never enrich; alms never impoverish; murder will speak out of stone walls.

The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice and drunk. It was New Year's Eve. And that was about 28 years ago.

I've definitely stolen a lot of things.

I am convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile.

We will that every man above 12 years make oath that he will neither be a thief nor cognizant of theft

If I had walked into a dry cleaning store, and I had looked over, and the register drawer was open with money inside, I wouldn't have taken it.

Tell someone you are going to rob them and all that will happen is that you'll get a reputation as a truthful man.

I don't think I've ever stolen anything.

I famously stole tons of VHS tapes from a video store I worked in. It was detailed in my special, Laboring Under Delusions. I worked at Tower Video and stole a bunch of videotapes from them, and then got caught and had to return the videotapes. It was a mortifying experience.

My parents were dishonest people. If it was my birthday, I knew my mother took me to the K-Mart and she stole my toy. She'd put it in the shopping cart and we'd walk out. I was raised with that.

Never in my life did I steal a penny that didn't belong to me.

People love gentle larceny.

Fear follows crime and is its punishment.

Galleries are easier to steal from than the Apple Store, maybe.

Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.

I don't think anybody ever saw anybody taking anything.

No blame should attach to telling the truth. But it does, it does.

He who sells what isn't his'n, Must buy it back or go to prison.

I've twice accidentally stolen something, and both times I went back and paid for them when I realized I had done it.

Any time you take a chance you better be sure the rewards are worth the risk because they can put you away just as fast for a ten dollar heist as they can for a million dollar job.