Jeremy Kyle Quotes

I had my appendix removed in my 20s. I was in the middle of a play with Helen Mirren at the Royal Court Theatre, a fabulous career break. Then two weeks in I began suffering the most horrendous pain and had to pull out. Sadly, by the time I'd recovered, the show's run had ended.

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?

The doctor told Phil, my then husband, that my condition was really bad news. They had found an artery tearing and said I could die. They said they could try to patch it up but it could go horribly wrong. It all turned out okay in the end but it was touch and go.

I almost had to have my leg amputated because of an infection.

I was so unhealthy as a child, and at least three or four times my parents were told to get ready, that I would not make it.

I nearly died of double bronchial pneumonia at the age of five.

When I was about nine, I was rushed to hospital to have my appendix removed. Like any child, I was more concerned about missing out on having fun with my friends than my health.

I was in a coma for five days - I was dead longer than Jesus before he was raised from the dead.

I've been operated on 13 times.

I've just had an operation, but nothing too serious.

I had to have a complete liver transplant.

I had never heard of staph until I got it. Didn't really know what was. Still don't really know what it is, but I know you just don't want to have it.

Everybody, sooner or later, will have to go under the knife. Let's hope they make out as well as I did.

Uh, I just had an operation last March which was rather serious and I'm recuperating now. I'm on a very bland diet. But, uh, I'm lucky, I was just lucky, that's all.

In 2003, I almost died of an intestinal blockage when I was on a mountain in Chile, filming a segment for 'Scientific American Frontiers.'

Everything was going for me, I didn't even know the meaning of the word insecurity and suddenly I am surrounded by words like operation, cancer, chemotherapy, radiation.

To the patient, any operation is momentous.

I had a major surgery, a major abdominal surgery, and a mass was removed from my pelvic area, and I do have some more recovery to do. But everything seems to be fine.

I had a prostatectomy in the fall and fortunately it was encapsulated and I didn't have to go through chemotherapy.

The patient is in intensive care but still alive.

I didn't have to undergo reconstructive surgery.

The downside isn't really injury, fear of injury or the process of fighting back from injury. The downside, the very worst thing in the world, is surgery.

I had a cyst on my tonsils, and I couldn't sing. I had to have an operation.

I had heart surgery when I was 17.

How's his appendix?""Like crap. They almost didn't catch it in time, and he's still doing the ass-plant in a hospital bed, beingdoted on by an army of hot nurses. Makes me sick.""Maybeyou should rupture something.""Any more of these stories out of you and I just might.