Theo Von Quotes
I could have been a dancer. I just never got my shot at it.
Citations
Von, Theo. "I am Theo Von, comedian and host of Deal With It on TBS. AMA." Reddit, Reddit Inc., 17 July 2013.
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Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski, known professionally as Theo Von, is an American stand-up comedian, podcaster, television personality, and actor. He is the host of the This Past Weekend podcast and co-host of The King and The Sting podcast, along with fellow comedian Brendan Schaub.