Terry Pratchett Quotes

The wolf will never lose sleep, worrying about the feelings of sheep. But no-one ever told the sheep, that they outnumber the wolves.

Nothing appeases an enraged elephant so much as the sight of a little lamb.

If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a hound has teeth for-to bite when he feels like it!

They have the troops; we only have the arguments.

It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion.

Freedom for the wolves has often meant death to the sheep.

Don't start an argument with somebody who has a microphone when you don't. They'll make you look like chopped liver.

We can't all be lions in this world. There must be some lambs, harmless, kindly, gregarious creatures for eating and shearing.

The fox often offers the duck its pond.

Don't fight the rabbits. If you fight the rabbits, the elephants are going to kill you.

You can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for dinner.

It was only when Shona, in sheer fury, turned the carnivorous sheep among them that they moved. They ran, some of them with charming little white sheep attached to their legs or backsides and the rest shouting about monsters.

The death of wolves is the safety of the sheep.

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves

I could sit and watch nature documentaries with Jenks and the kids the rest of the night if I wanted. And trust me, watching a dozen pixies scream as a crocodile chomped on a zebra was something not to be missed. They invariably cheered for the crocodile, not the zebra.

The lion cannot protect himself from traps, and the fox cannot defend himself from wolves. One must therefore be a fox to recognize traps, and a lion to frighten wolves.

The lion and the lamb may, possibly, sumtime lay down in this world together for a fu minnits, but when the lion kums tew git up, the lamb will be missing.

But our idea is that the wolves should be fed and the sheep kept safe.

To protect the sheep, you gotta catch the wolf. And it takes a wolf to catch a wolf, you understand?

War knows no law except that of might.

You concede nothing to me and I have to concede everything to you.

Do let's pretend that I'm a hungry hyena, and you're a bone!

She was also an adult, and when adults fight children, adults always win.

There is no peace now, and there will never be peace, so long as one rules over another.