Nicole Hollander Quotes

I get all fired up about aging in America.

I know one day I'll be considered too old.

"Old" is definitely not cool in America. Never has been.

Old, in America, is not a good thing to be.

To be old is to be part of a huge and ordinary multitude... the reason why old age was venerated in the past was because it was extraordinary.

I quite like being old.

When you get into the granny era, you're lucky to get anything.

This year, when I turn 65, I thought, 'So weird;' when I was a kid, people who were 65 either retired or died. I'm so nowhere near that.

I am too old to think.

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.

There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.

Being seventy is not a sin.

I haven't danced since 1973; I'm too old.

I'm so old, I don't buy green bananas any more.

The surest sign of age is loneliness.

I'm passionate about old people because I am one myself.

We all wish to reach a ripe old age, but none of us are prepared to admit that we are already there.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

I'm old, not dead.

It seems a perfectly normal thing to be 95.

Eventually I'm going to be too old to be on camera, and I've been doing stand-up a long time.

The theme of old age doesn't seem to fascinate Hollywood.

I'm 80 years old, and I don't know what I'm going to be when I grow up.

I guess maybe when you get past 70, other people start asking you how you feel.