Timothy Leary Quotes

I don't want to work. I want to smoke.

I'm quite lazy.

I think it's a pretty good day if I can get through it without lifting a finger.

I am lazy.

I'm not a big one for sitting by the pool doing nothing.

Contentment is, after all, simply refined indolence.

I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy.

I don't want to be the guy who sits on a front porch with a mint julep in his hand and rocks his life away.

I went through a lazy period.

I have no desire to put my feet up. Why would I?

'Slacker' is so not about navel-gazing.

In Africa, we filled up all available time busily doing not much, and then we wasted the rest.

I am a very lazy person.

I don't smoke. I don't drink. I don't do nothing, bro.

I'm just generally lazy.

We've been on a long break and I've just been kicking back, doing nothing. Like our government.

I can think of a lot of things to do," he said, "and none of them involve standing up. - Al

I'm like the laziest person who ever lived. It's amazing to me I even sit up.

Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.

All I want to do is sit on my ass and fart and think of Dante.

Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits.

You want useless, you have come to the right guy. I can be useless for hours at a time. Weeks even. I'm currently closing in on a month of being totally useless, which is by way of being a personal best.

I prefer to do absolutely nothing. I love to relax. But, if there's a beach around that's where you'll find me.

My passions are all asleep from my having slumbered till nearly eleven and weakened the animal fiber all over me to a delightful sensation about three degrees on this sight of faintness - if I had teeth of pearl and the breath of lilies I should call it languor - but as I am I must call it laziness. In this state of effeminacy the fibers of the brain are relaxed in common with the rest of the body, and to such a happy degree that pleasure has no show of enticement and pain no unbearable frown. Neither poetry, nor ambition, nor love have any alertness of countenance as they pass by me.

It's okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.