Dave Barry Quotes

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

Poison. The perfect weapon for a snake.

I saw what looked like another fallen tree in front of me and put my foot on it to cross over. At that moment it reared up in front of me-the biggest python I had ever seen!

I really liked the snake that breaks out of the cage in the beginning of the movie. I saw it in real life, and it was really cool. Really big and fat. The owls are cool as well, but you can't really pet them.

I don't think anyone can be more of a predator than a human being.

Wild animals never kill for sport. Man is the only one to whom the torture and death of his fellow creatures is amusing in itself.

There's a snake lurking in the grass.

Many cats are the death of the mouse.

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.

The Crocodile. He just lies there on the riverbank, his eyes half closed, looking sleepy. Then whap, he bites.

This snake's hard to kill.

A black snake can bite you just as bad as a white snake

My whole body is a lethal weapon, you know. I know more ways to kill you than you know how to die.

Shere Khan, the Big One, has shifted his hunting grounds. He will hunt among these hills for the next moon, so he has told me.

. . . from what he knew about the Creatures of the Dark they wouldn't waste their time laying elaborate traps. They'd just eat someone.

Man, biologically considered ... is simply the most formidable of all beasts of prey, and, indeed, the only one that preys systematically on its own kind.

The wolf is carnivore incarnate and he's as cunning as he is ferocious; once he's had a taste of flesh then nothing else will do.

A lot of times when they catch a guy who killed twenty-seven people, they say, He was a loner. Well, of course he was a loner; he killed everyone he came in contact with.

Deadly little Miho. She won't let you feel a thing unless she wants you to. She twists the blade. He feels it.

Don't talk anybody, don't come near! Can't you see the fish might hear? He thinks I'm playing with a piece of string; He thinks I'm another sort of funny thing, But he doesn't know I'm fishing - He doesn't know I'm fishing. That's what I'm doing - Fishing.

So the false spider, when her nets are spread, deep ambushed in her silent den does lie.

If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.

Let not him that feares feathers come among wild-foule.

The wolf howled under the leaves And spit out the prettiest feathers Of his meal of fowl: Like him I consume myself.