Josh Gordon Quotes

Winter is nature's way of saying, 'Up yours.'

A party full of 'likeable' people doesn't bear contemplating.

Winter makes me want to rage. You know how there's road rage? I feel like in New York or upstate New York, you're just like, 'Dammit,' because you're so cold.

Time seems to slow down after the winter holiday. New York loses all of its winter romance and is just cold.

I want people to know we throw real parties. We don't need more boring libertarian or conservative conferences.

It's a shame i can't be there myself - i like parties. Text me if you think of any good hymns!

February is just plain malicious. It knows your defenses are down.

But I always say, one's company, two's a crowd, and three's a party

Dull winter will re-appear.

Oh the long and dreary Winter! Oh the cold and cruel Winter!

I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.

Though February lay about her shoulders like a cloak of lead.

February, when the days of winter seem endless and no amount of wistful recollecting can bring back any air of summer.

The most serious charge which can be brought against New England is not Puritanism, but February.... Spring is too far away to comfort even by anticipation, and winter long ago lost the charm of novelty. This is the very three a.m. of the calendar.

the parties are no fun until everyone gets drunk

People hit the sauce in a big way all winter. Amidst blizzards they wrestle unsuccessfully with the dark comedy of their lives, laughter trapped in their frigid gizzards. Meanwhile, the mercury just plummets, like a migrating duck blasted out of the sky by some hunter in a cap with fur earflaps.

There were drinks and food in full force, and some Moroi guy had a guitar out and was trying to impress girls with his musical skills—which were nonexistent. In fact, his music was so awful that he might have discovered a new way to kill Strigoi.

The scholarly authorities on freezing to death seem to be, unsurprisingly, Canadians.

Winter is the season of alcoholism and despair.

I misremember who first was cruel enough to nurture the cocktail party into life. But perhaps it would be not too much to say, in fact it would be not enough to say, that it was not worth the trouble.

This is where Wulf’s people would get drunk and party for a week. All hail the Vikings, forerunners to the frat boys! (Chris)

The cocktail party has a simple function in modern society. Its basic purpose is to pay off social debts.

Life's just a cocktail party - on the street.

The inside is packed with people. Lots of them crowding the bar, passing drinks back for people to carry to tables. A bunch of guys are pouring shots of vodka. "To Zacharov!" one toasts. "To open hearts and open bars!" calls another. "And open legs," says Anton.

They have a few drinks, and maybe the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.