Tamora Pierce Quotes

I poke fun of everybody and everything. And who's easier to make fun of than your mother?

As I get older, all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children, any cruelty involving children becomes far less amusing than when one was at the mercy of one's friends' and relatives' children.

I had that whole banter with the police. My mates used to make up raps about Dad being a policeman, it's hilarious.

Everything‟s fine,” I said, with a tight smile. “Kiyo was just giving me his latest explanation about how my son is a terror to be feared.” Dorian scoffed. “Little Thundro? A terror? Hardly, unless perhaps we‟re discussing diapers.

When the history of guilt is written, parents who refuse their children money will be right up there in the Top Ten.

Goodness gracious me,” exclaimed Alexia, “what are you wearing? It looks like the unfortunate progeny of an illicit union between a pair of binoculars and some opera glasses. What on earth are they called, binocticals, spectaculars?” The earl snorted his amusement and then tried to pretend he hadn't. “How about glassicals?” he suggested, apparently unable to resist a contribution.

Saw him where?" "While I was sitting outside with one of my half aunts." This seemed to satisfy Ronan was well, because he asked, "What's the other half of her?" "God, Ronan," Adam said. "Enough.

I'm not a big fan of comedy roasts because most of the time I find them to be really mean, but once in a while, you'll hear something perfectly worded and well-crafted.

I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.

I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters.

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.

My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.

Because I see my own boys growing, and I see other children growing and I just have such a connection.

I don't mean to be funny.

I thought I was funny as a kid.

My brothers and sister and me grew up making fun of each other, the way we'd speak or move. When we get together, everyone's funny, quick, loud, and speaks on top of each other. It was like a great comedy school; nothing is precious.

Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it.

I was the class innuendist.

I can be very dry and sarcastic.

I'm funny at home too, but not deliberately. My wife is usually laughing at me rather than with me.

I would love to do more family comedy.

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.

I remember, as a child, loving it when my mom laughed, but I was definitely not a class clown.

My daughter teases me once in a while saying, Remember when you used to be my mother and you had black hair?

Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.