Laurell K. Hamilton Quotes

If 180 million people want to be undead, that’s their funeral, but I happen to like being alive.

All possible means were used by the infatuated parents to conclude the bargain; and deception put an end to these usual artifices.

The dead walk among us.

The trend today is vampires, zombies, angels, all the stuff that puts me right to sleep. It's too bad because it's so much less interesting than the diversity of stories you can tell with science.

The fantasy world, the 'Game of Thrones' world, the forgotten realms worlds - they're the type of worlds I've always wanted to live in. Where vampires, dragons, dwarves and elves are real.

A woman telling her true age is like a buyer confiding his final price to an Armenian rug dealer.

It was a mutual thing. I made a deal with them: I asked them if they did not bring out the place card of Malachi, I would let them have two minutes with each one of my patients.

I happen to like vampires more than zombies.

When it draws near to witching time of night.

I like to say magic is the world's second oldest profession, a mystical and often awe-inspiring spectacle that, throughout the ages, has blended superstition, trickery and religion.

Zombies, mummies - they're disgusting and gross. You don't want to make out with a mummy. At least, I don't.

I'm a huge horror fan.

In the past there were various suggestions in the framework of financial and other agreements to benefit with Iran. But Iran interpreted those suggestions in a mistaken way and deceived the international community.

I'm not much of a horror fan. When it comes to ghost stuff and demon stuff, I can't watch that.

America may have great poets and novelists, but she never will have more than one necromancer.

Witchcraft and priestcraft, were introduced into this world together, … and has gone on, hand in hand together

Diplomacy … means the art of nearly deceiving all your friends, but not quite deceiving all your enemies

The idea of death is something that doesn't make sense to a lot of people. But to bring something back - or vampires who never die - is a logical fantasy for a human being.

When you give a good offer, people take it.

I'm always interested in horror and the supernatural.

I can bluff with the best of them.

The corpse's hand reached up and grabbed Shaisam by the throat. He gasped, thrashing, as the corpse opened its eye. "There's an odd thing about disease I once heard, Fain," Matrim Cauthon whispered. "Once you catch a disease and survive, you can't get it again.

Night is falling: at dusk, you must have good eyesight to be able to tell the Good Lord from the Devil.

She might even be your lovely school-teacher who is reading these words to you at this very moment. Look carefully at that teacher. Perhaps she is smiling at the absurdity of such a suggestion. Don't let that put you off. It could be part of cleverness. I am not, of course, telling you for one second that your teacher actually is a witch. All I am saying is that she might be one. It is most unlikely. But--here comes the big "but"--not impossible.

I said earlier that dead things don't always stay dead. Well, I'm one of them. don't worry - I'm not like the Strigoi. But I did die once (I don't recommend it).