Lewis Carroll Quotes

As someone who specializes in deception, I'll tell you this much: When someone insistently implores, 'Believe me,' don't. Pleading 'believe me' or 'trust me' - insisting to people that you are telling the truth - is a tell-tale sign that you probably aren't.

Never trust a man who lays his hand on his heart when he assures you of anything.

A liar is not believed even though he tell the truth.

I always sensed instinctively from the earliest age that I was being lied to.

I wouldn't believe him if he said the sun came up in the east.

I keep reading between the lies.

I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.

The great advantage about telling the truth is that nobody ever believes it.

In trust I have found treason.

Trust has always been a hard issue in my life, and when I was with the UFC, it was hard for me to trust people because it was like I was seeing lies, up to lies, up to lies.

I know what it feels like to lie to people. I know what it feels like for people not to trust you.

A lot of people are afraid to lie to me.

You trust a thief when you trust a woman.

Cautious age suspects the flattering form, and only credits what experience tells.

We don't believe a liar even when he tells the truth.

You know who makes a great first impression? Liars.

The reason we bitterly hate those who deceive us is because they think they are cleverer than we are.

You can fool people some of the time, but you can't fool them all of the time.

Never trust a journalist.

Whatever convenience may be thought to be in falsehood and dissimulation, it is soon over; but the inconvenience of it is perpetual, because it brings a man under everlasting jealousy and suspicion, so that he is not believed when he speaks the truth, nor trusted when perhaps he means honestly.

Our distrust of another justifies his deceit.

I hate all explanations; they who make them deceive either themselves or the other party,-generally both.

He that once deceives is ever suspected.

It takes two people to make a lie work: the person who tells it, and the one who believes it.

Let nothing dupe you! Such is the horrible maxim that acts as a solvent upon every noble feeling man experiences.