Theo James Quotes

Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.

The people who are buying stocks because they're going up and they don't know what they do deserve to lose money.

The Devil invented gambling.

If gambling in general is a dumb bet, then gambling on the Internet is a very dumb bet.

He who sups with the devil has need of a long spoon

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish

Accordingly if the devil should say, 'Do not drink,' you should reply to him, 'On this very account, because you forbid it, I shall drink, and what is more, I shall drink a generous amount. Thus one must always do the opposite of that which Satan prohibits. What do you think is my reason for drinking wine undiluted, talking freely, and eating more often, if it is not to torment and vex the devil who made up his mind to torment and vex me.

The world of finance is a mysterious world in which, incredible as the fact may appear, evaporation precedes liquidation.

It is interesting that the investment industry has invented new ways to lose money when the old ways seemed to work just fine.

On the whole, we treat the Devil shamefully, and the worse we treat Him the more He laughs at us.

The devil never tempted a man whom he found judiciously employed.

It's the devil who pulls the strings that make us dance

Everything had come into sharp focus : his smooth words, his black, glinting eyes, his broad experience with lies, seduction, women. I'd fallen in love with the devil.

We've used derivatives for many, many years. I don't think derivatives are evil, per se, I think they are dangerous.

The devil will give up when he sees that you are not going to give in.

I still got a few more dances with the devil...

Gambling is a most foolish and imprudent pursuit.

I'm glad I don't have a lot of money in the market. And quite frankly, you'd be better off giving your money to a colorblind roulette addict than put it in the stock market.

The Devill is not alwaies at one doore.

LTCM lost money when Russia defaulted on a certain class of bonds, and then they had other investments like on the spread between two different kinds of shares of Royal Dutch Shell Oil Company. Now that seems completely unrelated to Russian bonds. But they were related because other hedge funds saw similar discrepancies and they were all making similar bets.

It's a fact: stock investors sometimes lose money on their way to wealth. Get over it.

You don’t knock on the devil’s door, boy, unless you want him to answer. (Ravyn)

The good news is, the stock market is closed and it can't hurt us again until tomorrow.

When devils will the blackest sins put on They do suggest at first with heavenly shows

A lot of our respected financial institutions are just casinos in drag.