Chuck Palahniuk Quotes

When you start thinking you may get hurt, it's time to get out of racing.

I never sing in the shower. It's very dangerous.

If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.

I almost broke my coccyx on 'The Wolf Man', and I banged my head once. I had to fall really hard.

Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard.

I've been on sets where I broke my ankle on a television show doing a stunt playing Arthur in 'Camelot.' That was because it was really rushed, and it hadn't been thought through properly.

There are women who take it to the wire. That's what they are looking for, the ultimate confrontation. They want a smack.

I can understand the fact you don't want the ball slipping out of a pitcher's hand because someone can get hurt.

I didn't feel any remorse or sympathy if I injured a rival. I went over the top a few times but I never broke anyone's leg.

I was in Liverpool city center and I thought I broke one of my toes, just by jumping on buses. I put my arm in the door on the outside, and the bus just drives away with me naked.

Every year before a big competition, I get hurt doing stuff I should not be doing. One year it was my little brother's 12th birthday. We all played hide-and-seek late at night. I climbed up a 30-foot tree, thinking he'd never catch me. I tripped and fell on one of the branches and I hit my head.

The way that I look at it is that, when we film for eight months straight for a new 'Jackass' movie, I know that I'm going to wind up with at least two broken bones. I don't know when it's going to happen, but you can't contemplate how you're going to fall and what's going to happen.

Can you really learn to knit from a diagram? Try it. Do you want to learn to ski or surf by yourself? You could drown or run into a tree.

DRINK MAKES ONE MORE LIABLE TO ACCIDENT WHAT THE ACCIDENT INSURANCE COMPANY SAYS: A man whose nerves have been made unsteady by a recent debauch or by the habitual use of alcohol, should not be permitted to operate dangerous machinery or to carry on dangerous work. He endangers not only his own life, but the lives of others

I have a history, even going back to my time in college doing plays, of always hurting myself at some point in whatever I'm in. Like, always! And it's usually my own doing and me being rambunctious and going, 'Oh, I can do that better,' or 'Oh, I can do that quicker,' and it results in injury.

I'm smart enough to know I shouldn't be behind the wheel.

If some guy said this to me, I wouldn't listen either, but one-rep max-outs are the dumbest things you can do to yourself.

I broke my jaw jumping, and I broke my back and my neck in the downhill. This is normal for me.

It is very easy to get hurt in a match like the Royal Rumble. It seems very run of the mill, but it's always the stupid stuff where you get hurt.

The sport itself is dangerous. Anything can happen.

Any threat to the health and safety of a child in any school or classroom is unacceptable.

Unfortunately in motorsport, accidents can happen.

You want to take a charge from LeBron James coming down the lane with no helmet on - that's dangerous. But you know what? Some people like to do that stuff. So leave them alone.

Accidents happen on the field.