Erma Bombeck Quotes

Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness.

Cleanliness', chuckled Sir Benjamin, noting his great niece's delighted smile as her eyes rested upon him, 'comes next to godliness, eh, Maria?

Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood.

It's very clean in our house.

I can't stand a house to be dirty or even messy, even. I am a bit OCD. Wash the dishes when you finish eating.

I'm not comfortable leaving the apartment if the bed isn't made or a chair isn't tucked into the table.

Don't get me wrong, I think it's important to keep things clean. It's just the neatness I struggle with.

Juliet's version of cleanliness was next to godliness, which was to say it was erratic, past all understanding and was seldom seen.

Cleanliness is next to fordliness.

Cleanliness may be defined to be the emblem of purity of mind.

Cleanliness is a state of purity, clarity, and precision

Men and women have different ideas of what constitutes tidiness. I tend to think it's about things being clean, but my mum and girlfriend are more about how things look.

I was always a neat kid. I never wanted my hands dirty. I wasn't a dirty kid. A lot of kids like to run around. If I was rolling around the dirt, I went home and took a shower. That's just the way I was. I'm not sure. I might have been born with it.

I get strangely obsessed about the cleanliness of my house.

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations.

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.

It's funny, in literature no one ever goes to the lavatory.

You do not get gold stars for cleaning your toilet. In actual life, there is a depressing lack of stickers.

Especially during the hot weather, we have been so greatly hampered by infections despite our utmost care, and since we have lost so many dogs, I strongly desire more help to keep the place clean and gloves and gowns and a thorough fitting up of our operating room.

If I see something dirty or untidy, I have to clean it up.

I'm a cleaner, a put-er away-er, an organizer of things.

I can wash utensils, chop vegetables and can fold beds. I don't think I can do anything beyond it. In fact, cleaning toilet pots is my biggest nightmare.

We keep the house really clean. Organized and neat is better for me.

I'm very much a home bird. I sometimes think I should have been a domestic. I like sweeping up, getting everything tidy. I'm obsessive compulsive. I don't mind admitting it.

I'm super-hygienic.