Laurel Lea Quotes

Glamour is translucent — not transparent, not opaque. It invites us into the world but it doesn’t give us a completely clear picture.

There are other things besides beauty with which to captivate the hearts of men. The Italians have a saying: "Fair is not fair, but that which pleaseth.

Being sexy is kind of funny to me.

If someone is genuine, compassionate and kind, that is a turn-on. A sense of humor is a huge turn on, and that goes hand in hand with intelligence.

I think it's important to have mystique.

A good sense of humor will get you everywhere.

I find intelligence sexy. I find a sense of humor sexy. I find sensitivity sexy.

Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.

And I think you understand a little bit more why she falls for him. In a way, watching the French do anything is a little more fun because their gestures are different. And in that way, they make everything interesting.

People deal with models like they are children. They think they can pull one over on you. It's actually funny. I'm always like, I'm about to pull something on you, and you're so focused on thinking I'm dumb, you're not even going to know.

I don't like magic - but I have been known to make guys disappear.

My idea of sexy is that less is more. The less you reveal the more people can wonder.

Beauty without grace is the hook without the bait.

I think I'm just a comedian who's a pretty good con man, and I don't see that changing any time soon.

I love a confident guy and a guy that makes me laugh and who is a little hard to get.

I like being a funny lady. I think theres nothing sexier than a funny lady.

With acting, I think half of it is just acting confident. We stand on these red carpets and pose in these dresses, but we're all only so confident. It doesn't mean we think we're great looking or anything. It's all a façade.

Everything that enchants may be said to deceive.

Beauty! thou pretty plaything! dear deceit, That steals so softly o'er the stripling's heart, And gives it a new pulse unknown before!

I do think I am funny, or I wouldn't be where I am today. I do think there is always room for improvement and learning.

I think a sense of humor is the most important thing anyone can have.

I think allure is something around you, like a perfume or like a scent. It's like a memory ... it pervades.

Scientists are the easiest to fool. ... They think in straight, predictable, directable, and therefore misdirectable, lines. The only world they know is the one where everything has a logical explanation and things are what they appear to be. Children and conjurors-they terrify me. Scientists are no problem; against them I feel quite confident.

I’m not anything that you think I am.

Because of the movies I make, people get nervous. They think of me as difficult and angry. I am difficult and angry, but they don't expect a sense of humor. And the only thing that gets me through is a sense of humor.