P. C. Cast Quotes

One corpse, extra crispy! Do I hear a thousand dollars?

Believe it or not, there's a lot of humor in 'Mad Men.' Especially in the dark moments.

Talk. I'll just wait' shall I? Because my mission to save this town is of no importance whatsoever next to your girl talk."- Myrnin "Oh, shut up, you medieval drama queen" - Claire

I think all good drama is funny. All the best drama is ultimately very funny. Life is funny. You can't have any honest treatise on life without bumping into some humor.

I have a sick sense of humor. Like, I'm always laughing at my own pain.

I find heartbreaking stuff really funny.

I feel like I've always had a sordid sense of humor, and it's only gotten more twisted as I've gotten older.

To me, everything is a joke in MMA when it comes to serious topics because you can't really talk seriously about anything in our business.

The caustic style of 'Archer' was really on my mind when I was first doing 'BoJack' - perhaps too much!

The key to gallows humor is to make the joke, no matter how certain the gallows is.

I like to laugh at dark things.

I would love to be part of dark comedies. I love them! They are no-nonsense, no spoonfeeding, and the norms and cliches are left behind.

The New Zealand sense of humor is tough and realistic. Jokes are not surreal; they are about life and death and tough decisions.

I had no sympathy for drama queens.

Come on up, boys -I'm dead.

Don't Cry Darling, It's Blood All Right

Calling someone a drama queen is so negative. Why not 'content creator'?

Moms Mabley said you have to say good things about the dead. I say, 'He's dead. Good.'

All humor is based on hostility - that's why World War Two was funny.

Wish all my corpses would do that.

Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office". Doctor: "Turn him around, make it look like he was walking in."

Death strode away, stopped, and came back. He pointed a skeletal finger at The Duck Man. WHY, he said, ARE YOU WALKING AROUND WITH THAT DUCK? "What duck?" AH. SORRY.

Yeah, okay. You're right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steak, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn't tell. In exchange I asked him to gather his best undead buddies and stalk me through my friend's yard. And oh, yeah, it was totally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night-dinner buffet, because having organs is SO last year.

I love comedy, because I like making fun of things even though they are dramatic.

I don't do anything or have any magical secret or something, other than drinking baby's blood, of course.