Louie Gohmert Quotes

I can be a good friend, or a bad enemy.

To oblige a friend by inflicting an injury on his enemy is often more easy than to confer a benefit on the friend himself.

Because revenge is a very known feeling in American culture, there's a certain element of an eye for an eye. There's the saying, 'Be careful what you wish for, you might get it.' When you wish for revenge, and you think you've gotten it, what happens then? Revenge is just a really good drive for drama and good action.

When you have no one to answer to, vendetta as investment strategy is as legitimate as anything.

A man who makes trouble for others is also making trouble for himself.

For every whack I've given, I've gotten four or five.

Heat not a furnace for your foe so hot that it do singe yourself.

You can wipe out your opponents. But if you do it unjustly you become eligible for being wiped out yourself.

The snake will always bite back.

The injuries we do and those we suffer are seldom weighed in the same scales.

He that studieth revenge keepeth his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well.

Those to whom evil is done do evil in return.

Hate begets hate and if karma and punishment is the only language you understand then the road ahead will be rocky.

If anybody has done bad things to me, then I must have done the same to them.

An act by which we make one friend and one enemy is a losing game; because revenge is a much stronger principle than gratitude

When you begin a journey of revenge, start by digging two graves: one for your enemy, and one for yourself.

You break her heart, I'll break your neck.

War is the remedy that our enemies have chosen, and I say let us give them all they want.

I have a saying - 'You treat me good, I'll treat you better. You treat me bad, I'll treat you worse. And when in doubt, knock 'em out.'

My own little rule was two for one. If one of my teammates got knocked down, then I knocked down two on the other team.

While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself.

Nobody does good to men with impunity.

It's far easier to forgive an enemy after you've got even with him.

While we somehow understand revenge on an intuitive level between individuals, I do suspect that companies, assuming that people are rational, completely miss and underestimate the motivation people have for revenge.

There are certain people that are marked for death. I have my little list of those that treated me unfairly.