Ian Doescher Quotes

I'm just a regular guy, but if you cross me it will get physical.

When you tell a fellow to go to hell, you’d better make sure that you can get him there.

I’ll whip his ass!

You cross me, I'm going to hurt you. But I'm really very gentle.

If Gail Kim gets in my business, I'll make sure there is no more Gail Kim.

Cause I’m gonna put my foot so far up their butts they’re going to burp shoe leather. (Nick)

Take your hands off her, Sinclair told the guy behind me, Or they'll write books about what I'll do to you.

I'd watch your mouth", he said, tilting his head as he looked at my ID."The last lunker who laughed at her picture spent the night in the emergency room with a drink umbrella jammed up his nose".

You'll pay," she said stonily. "You won't be like this by this time tomorrow." "Bored and pissed off? God, I hope not.

Girl, don't make me put my foot in your ass.

My name is Four,” I say. “Call me ‘Stiff’ again and you and I will have a problem.

Be quiet, or I swear to God I'll take you right here

I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.

If one of my players ever wants to hit me, he better do it really hard because otherwise, I'll find a rock, a stick, or a piece of wood - and believe me, it's gonna be a brawl.

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

I was hoping he would get up so I could hit him again and keep him down.

We set the town on fire and burned down every house as a warning to other small towns along the river.

If you kill someone, it shows that you are afraid of that person.

You touch me and I'll kick you in the rear.

I'm gonna be blunt and plain, if one ever looks at me like that I'm gonna kill him and tell God he died.

I have a gift for enraging people, but if I ever bore you it will be with a knife.

In violence, we forget who we are.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!

I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.