Delia Ephron Quotes

My problem is desserts. I am obsessed with desserts.

I'm pretty much a chocolate guy. I'm up for any type of chocolate. Any chocolate.

Hopefully, sometime I get a superpower. I would like to be able to transport myself wherever I wanted.

I can't walk by chocolate without eating it.

I have a sweet tooth. I love dessert, and if somebody makes me one, I'm going to have it.

I have the biggest sweet tooth. After the holidays, I gotta start working out.

I have a sweet tooth the size of Connecticut. It's a problem.

My guilty pleasure is sugar.

When you have a half slice of chocolate pie, it's as if you owe yourself the other half - what's known in medical circles as a 'caloric deficit.'

Ice cream, I can't pass a gelateria without going in. Italy is a nightmare place for me to stay in shape.

Anything with chocolates tempts me.

If I could go the ballpark and play the game for three hours and then go home? It would be awesome. But that's not the case.

Like every fight, after you make weight, you want to go crazy and eat after you've gone through a camp where you can't do that. So I'd eat pizza and wings and beers.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

This is one night I wish I smoked and drank.

The author wishes to thank: Good fortune, Godiva chocolates, and Slim-Fast

I know my lies are always wishes.

Wishes, like castles in the air, are inexpensive and not taxable.

If wishes were wings, pigs would fly.

Harry Potter's like Santa Clause: something you can't see but wish was real so badly that you end up believing in it.

Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.

Candy within reach and then I have to go on a diet.

I gave my hero a talent I'd love to have. Who wouldn't want to fly?

I have ten bucks in my pocket - what to spend it on? French fries - ten dollars' worth of french fries, ultimate fantasy.

Magic is what we invent when we want something we think we cant have.