Miguel de Cervantes Quotes

You know what you are getting into, but being out in that heat for two weeks definitely drains your energy.

I try to run on the hottest days, at the hottest time, because that's the most difficult time. And sometimes I worry about drying out, and dying.

You're never going to see me playing a buffoon.

I think that a big part of comedy is being made fun of, and it is looking silly or looking stupid.

Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.

I don't mind being a buffoon.

I wanted to make a film about stupid people that was very vulgar and deeply stupid. From that moment on I can hardly be reproached for making a film that is about stupid people.

Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.

You can not have comedy unless people are behaving badly. You can't have it.

The last thing you want to do is play a long gig on a hot night, pass out, and wind up in a hospital emergency room.

Generally, I find the hotter the temperature, the cooler I am.

In a satire, you need foolishness.

I drink lots of water - being under hot lamps all day is very dehydrating.

I suppose he must have taken about a nine or something in hats. Shows what a rotten thing it is to let your brain develop too much.

THTL— too hot to live

To be looked upon as a fool by an idiot is a true connoisseur's delight.

If folly disappeared, wit would starve.

Dear Bill (O'Reilly)...I am concerned that you have been losing touch with reality recently. Did you really say you are more powerful than any politician? That reminds me of the famous story about Squeaky the Chicago Mouse. It seems that Squeaky was floating on his back along the Chicago River one day. Approaching the Michigan Avenue lift bridge, he called out: Raise the bridge! I have an erection!

From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 - stop humping the toaster!

The stupidest man I ever met had a favourite saying. It was: 'What do you think I am, stupid, or something?’

As in 'The Three Billy Goats Gruff'?" The skull howled with laughter. "You just got your ass handed to you by a nursery tale?""I wouldn't say they handed me my ass," I said.Bob was nearly strangling on his laughter, and given that he had no lungs it seemed gratuitous somehow. "That's because you can't see yourself," he choked out. "Your nose is all swollen up and you've got two black eyes. You look like a raccoon. Holding a dislocated ass.

Lives the man that can figure a naked Duke of Windlestraw addressing a naked House of Lords?

No one has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal

Here it is,' Nigel said. Mrs D, Mrs I, Mrs FFI, Mrs C, Mrs U, Mrs LTY. That spells difficulty.' How perfectly ridiculous!' snorted Miss Trunchbull. 'Why are all these women married?

Final installment of Things More Fun Than Reading the Sarah Palin Memoir: Driving into a tree, microwaving your head, and getting stabbed in the eye with a carrot.