Lewis Carroll Quotes

I really think I write about everyday life. I don't think I'm quite as odd as others say I am. Life is intrinsically, well, boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course, it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.

I have a remarkably normal life.

For all the boredom the straight life brings, it's not too bad.

My life is just great now. Normal. Vanilla.

Every night, I'm like, 'Where's the party?' and then it cuts to me on the couch with the remote control watching repeats of 'That '70s Show' and 'Boy Meets World.'

Some men like a dull life - they like the routine of eating breakfast, going to work, coming home, petting the dog, watching TV, kissing the kids, and going to bed. Stay clear of it - it's often catching.

Nothing is more uninteresting than completely knowing somebody, being totally at ease.

My life is just my life. When you're living it, it's just normal.

Every new experience is unusual. The rest of life is just sleep and committee meetings.

I'm going to go home. Everything is going to be normal again. Boring again. Wonderful again.

In that way the long-awaited visit, for which both had prepared questions and had even anticipated answers, was once more the usual everyday conversation.

The definition of adventure depends upon how boring your life is.

If our children are going to walk away from Christ, we need to raise them in such a way that they understand that to walk away from Jesus is to walk away from a life of faith, risk and adventure and to choose a life that boring, mundane and ordinary

I look at [books] as a child looks at cakes - with glittering eyes and a watering mouth, imagining the pleasure that awaits him.

This isn't a Christmas special! This is my life. In the real world, miracles and goodness just don't happen.

Any country where I am not bored is a country that teaches me nothing.

One does every day and without a second thought, what at another time would be the event of a year, perhaps of a life.

I watch soap operas. I bake brownies. Normalcy is coursing through my veins.

[On the premiere of a dull show:] I've seen more excitement at the opening of an umbrella.

She was not a slowpoke grownup. She was a girl who could not wait. Life was so interesting she had to find out what happened next.

Ordinary life does not interest me.

Escape from boredom is one of the really powerful desires of almost all human beings.

If it's planned, it's boring

Peter was dull; he was at first Dull; - Oh, so dull - so very dull! Whether he talked, wrote, or rehearsed - Still with his dulness was he cursed - Dull -beyond all conception - dull.

Day-to-day things, the mundane, are what keeps the motor running. How extraordinary the ordinary really is, a tool we all use to keep going, a template for sanity.