Christopher Moore Quotes

I just told you to be quiet. That's one step away from asking you to wash my laundry and make me a sandwich.

Being your slave what should I do but tend, Upon the hours, and times of your desire? I have no precious time at all to spend; Nor services to do till you require.

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

I got girls that can cook, I got girls that can clean, I got girls that'll do anything between.

I ask for so little.Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave

Nick, fetch my car, fetch my clothes, sweep the chimney, make my bed, watch my psychopath, fetch my slippers.’ Yeah, I’ll fetch those slippers and stick them someplace real uncomfortable. I swear, my mother should have named me Fido. (Nick)

Treat them so that they think that they are like dogs. And if they ever believe that they are not like dogs, then you have lost control over them

The power of the master must be absolute to render the submission of the slave perfect.

Propaganda does not aim to elevate man, but to make him serve.

The more pain you inflict on someone, the more they will tell you what they think you want to hear.

I am not exactly Mrs. Good Housekeeping, although I love to cook, bake, even iron, but only because it's not mandatory.

I like to be controlled, but that doesn't mean controlled like a dog.

If you want to control someone, all you have to do is to make them feel afraid.

She make me beg for it until she give it up

Proud to steal her anything she sees, but you will wind up peeking through her key hole down upon your knees.

You're a Good Little Slave

If you want to please me very much, you will fall down when I shoot you," -Oates The White Darkness

Thou shalt never wash my feet.

Truth is no man's slave - but lies - what magnificent servants they make.

You can maintain power over people, as long as you give them something. Rob a man of everything, and that man will no longer be in your power.

Force works on servile natures, not the free.

Gideon woke up ready to conquer the world, and he liked to start that domination with me. How lucky was I?

There is one thing in the world more wicked than the desire to command, and that is the will to obey.

Everything has strings leading to everything else. We're all so tied together. We're all in a net, the net is waiting, and we're pushed into it by one single desire. You want a thing and it's precious to you. Do you know who is standing ready to tear it out of your hands? You can't know, it may be so involved and so far away, but someone is ready, and you're afraid of them all. And you cringe and you crawl and you beg and you accept them--just so they'll let you keep it. And look at whom you come to accept.

All genuinely noble women prefer truth to falsehood. As the Russians with their Czar, they are unwilling to see their idol degraded; they want to be proud of the domination they accept.