Bari Weiss Quotes

Where there is a will there is a lawsuit.

I'm in the real world, some people try to steal from me, and I stop them, frequently, take them to court. I love a good lawsuit. It's fun.

Never stir up litigation. A worse man can scarcely be found than one who does this.

I've always hated litigation, and I continue to hate it.

A trial is not a search for truth. It is a contest and, often, one that produces no winners.

Litigation solves everything.

Every unfortunate event does not give rise to lawsuit.

You always make somebody mad when you decide a lawsuit.

The insurance companies hate the idea of being sued in court like the devil hates holy water.

It only takes one zealot to file a case.

Where there is a will there's a law suit.

Well, I - all cases to me have interest. Every case is important to somebody, the people litigating that case. But the most difficult case for me is the case where one person says a, the other person says b, and you just don't know for certain who is not telling you the truth.

I decided there and then to sue the bastards.

Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.

As a lawyer, I could engage in killer litigation with the best of them. It was war, after all.

We're involved right now in some very significant legal battles and it would be the wrong thing for me to do to step out in the middle of those battles.

Misery is the company of lawsuits.

Have you ever been sued by a midget? It's not fun.

Having lawyers involved never leads to good things.

I know from my own experience that lawsuits can be a very slow, wasteful, and needlessly acrimonious way to resolve a problem.

A lawsuit is the suicide of time.

A lawsuit is to ordinary life what war is to peacetime. In a lawsuit, everybody on the other side is bad. A trial transcript is a discourse in malevolence.

I've never sued anybody, though there have been one or two occasions I've wanted to strangle one or two people.

I'll sue!" Ian sputtered. "I'll sue you AND the dog. And the country of South Korea. And...and..." "The landscape architect?" Natalie asked. "The landscape architect!" Ian shouted.

The courts of this country should not be the places where resolution of disputes begins. They should be the places where the disputes end after alternative methods of resolving disputes have been considered and tried.