Evan Esar Quotes

I don't take things to heart. And I'm not particularly emotional.

I'm unshockable, fortunately - or unfortunately.

I don't get excited or riled easily.

I'm not really a crying type.

I'm a very un-excitable person. I always take things with a grain of salt, I'm always very even-keeled, and I'm always waiting for the other shoe to drop.

I almost feel like I'm unoffendable now. I can roll with whatever.

I'm not sensitive, I'm not a weepy person.

I prided myself on being unflappable even in the most chaotic of circumstances.

It's quite hard to faze me. I'm fairly un-shockable.

Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.

Nothing fazes me anymore.

It takes an awful lot to offend me.

I'm not easily offended so whether it be a compliment or a derogatory comment, it really doesn't bother me.

I don't cry easily.

There's not a whole lot that fazes me at all.

Lee was too cool by nature to rage at fate; his manner was to raise an eyebrow and greet it laconically.

Men of cold passions have quick eyes.

Don't have a cow, man.

People who never get anxious always amaze me. The world could be breaking up, and they're saying, 'Everything's fine!'

My wife is the sweetest, most even-keeled person ever. A mood swing to her is like, 'Oh, I'm uncomfortable.'

I'm an old dog; I don't get too excited. I don't get caught up in all the mass hysteria.

Bjorn was a different breed, I threw my best material at him, but he would never smile, but that added to the charm when he played me and Mac. We were going nuts and losing our mind and he was sitting back like he was on a Sunday stroll.

I'm cool as a cucumber, baby.

I'm a laid back dude, I don't really get excited.

I don't let other people get under my skin.