Jeremy Taylor Quotes

I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.

A man who is not with a woman is a dead man.

Right now, I'm as single as a slice of American cheese.

Strangers were worried about me; that's how long I was single!

I was single for so long, for 42 years.

I am a person who is not mated.

I haven't had a date in 26 years.

I think of the friends of mine who were blissfully single in their 20s and 30s. Still single in their 40s and 50s, they seem to be contracting a bit.

We are all sentenced to solitary confinement inside our own skins, for life.

Single people make me crazy with their whining about being alone.

I've always been a loner, and I've spent most of my life as a single person.

I am single and not looking to be in a relationship.

Single life is so overrated.

Single's fun - you don't have to check in with your girl, but it's not easy. I do get lonely.

The manager is by himself. He can't mingle with his players. I enjoyed my players, but I could not socialize with them so I spent a lot of time alone in my hotel room. Those four walls kind of close in on you.

All Bridget Jones did was give us a word for it - singleton - which was the worst possible thing.

Remember we're all in this alone.

The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests.

I should have liked to get married, but over many decades I have lived essentially alone. I go to sleep when I'm tired, get up when I wake up, have my food prepared when I'm hungry. I can't bear the thought that I'd have to coincide, make an effort.

After all my various relationships I find myself now home alone.

I know sometimes I can come off like a lonely spinster in a tower. That's not me at all.

I like my life alone.

I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all, I've never had a husband.

I'm happily single.

I'm what you call a satisfied single. I don't want to give any trip reports when I come home.