Bob Hope

(Leslie Townes Hope)

Bob Hope
Bob Hope
  • Born: May 29, 1903
  • Died: July 27, 2003
  • Nationality: British, American
  • Profession: Actor, Comedian, Singer, Author, Athlete

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Leslie Townes Hope, KBE, KC*SG, KSS known professionally as Bob Hope, was an American stand-up comedian, vaudevillian, actor, singer, dancer, athlete, and author. With a career that spanned nearly 80 years, Hope appeared in more than 70 short and feature films, with 54 feature films with Hope as star, including a series of seven "Road" musical comedy movies with Bing Crosby as Hope's top-billed partner. In addition to hosting the Academy Awards show 19 times, more than any other host, he appeared in many stage productions and television roles, and was the author of 14 books. The song "Thanks for the Memory" was his signature tune.

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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it. Money, Coins & Minting
A lot of the Arabs are upset with Sadat. He has to be careful every morning when he starts his camel. Compliments, Insults & Rebukes
I don't know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He's done nothing. Compliments, Insults & Rebukes
I know a guy--a gambler who bets on politics. He made so much money betting on the Democrats that he became a Rep ublican. Politics, Politicians & Political Campaigning & Fund Raising
I think we should have a President who is fluent in at least one language. Oratory, Discussion & Debate
I've always voted for Franklin Roosevelt for President. My father before me always voted for Franklin Roosevelt for President. Voters, Voting & Elections
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that. Morality, Ethics & Conflict of Interest
The Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency. Work, Workers & The Labor Force
Unpack. Politics, Politicians & Political Campaigning & Fund Raising
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. Money, Coins & Minting
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. Love, Romance, Marriage & Sex ;Humor
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? Humor
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap. Time
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. Humor
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. Humor
I have too much money invested in sweaters. Money, Coins & Minting
I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. Love, Romance, Marriage & Sex ;Humor ;Money, Coins & Minting
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it. Citizenship & Patriotism
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. Sports & Athletics ;Work, Workers & The Labor Force
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there. Time
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. Love, Romance, Marriage & Sex
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness. Happiness & Unhappiness
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it. Time
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.